Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Parrents ALERT !




Interviewer: There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane.
If u drop 1 outside. How many are left?
Applicant: That's easy, 49.
Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.
Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.
Interviewer: It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?
Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.
Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.
Interviewer: Last question.
In the end the old lady still died. Why?
Applicant: Er....I guess she drowned?
Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick fallen frm the aeroplane. You may leave now :@

 இந்த மாதிரி இருக்கறப்ப ஏன் பா ஒரே குட்டைல போயி விழனும்னு நினைக்கரிங்க? சுயமா ஒரு கம்பனி தொடங்குங்க! உங்களுக்காக வேலை செய்யுங்க..  நம்ம ஊர் ஆளுங்களுக்கு வேலை குடுங்க! நாட்ட முன்னேதுங்கப்பா... உங்கள தான நாங்க நம்பிருக்கோம்?

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